"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."

"I was sorry to have to tell him that I had never heard of him. He was a very pleasant man, and I wished him well."

"The only two things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."