"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well."

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."

"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."

"I can resist everything except temptation."