"To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler and no trouble."

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

"I was born with a reading habit, and it's a good thing, because it's the only habit I've ever had that hasn't cost me money."

"I like a good story, but I like a true story better."

"I had a great deal of trouble with my wife, so I got married again."