"I'm baaaack! Did you miss me?"

"I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life's essential absurdity."

"I attract weirdness, you know, I'm like a weirdness magnet. And I was so weirded out by that point after all these, you know, rubber chicken dinners and everything else that I wasn't even surprised. H…"

"Sleep is good, he said, and books are better."

"You can't deny the past; you can't deny what you've done. Only by admitting who you are and what you've done can you ever hope to change."