"The imagination is a powerful tool. It can create worlds, or it can destroy them."

"Are you gonna get ready for bed or just stand there like Helen Keller havin a wet dream?"

"He knew that there were some things that no amount of money could buy, and some secrets that no amount of power could uncover."

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just s…"

"I make all this shit up and people pay me. It's great, you know, thank you. All right so you guys put my kids through college and I scared the shit out of you while I was doing it. It's terrific. It's…"