"I don't think there's any such thing as a 'good' war. They're all bad."

"It is a terrible thing for a man to get a reputation for being a storyteller. When you tell a story, they don't believe you."

"My favorite animal is the mule. He has more sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating — and when to stop working."

"The President is the representative of all the people, not just the people who voted for him."

"I don't think I ever told a lie in my life, except on the golf course."