"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell."

"I have often thought that the best way to get a man to do something is to tell him that he can't do it."

"I hope that when I die, I'll go to hell, so I can give the devil a piece of my mind."

"I don't pretend to be a great man. But I try to be a man of integrity."

"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."