"I've always believed that a lot of the world's problems could be solved if people just talked to each other."

"We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much."

"The problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so many things that aren't so."

"A government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth."

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."