"nothing's impossible you know the good Lord said that in the scriptures. you know nothing's impossible with him and uh. and certainly that's the only answer I can tell right as long as there's life uh…"

"Maybe he was just a guy who used Nivea Night Creme and European Collagen Complex every night of his life so he could appear as young as he was when he really was famous."

"He used only Bounty Microwave or Job Squad disposable paper towels after his baths. Thought any cloth towel was a bit suspect."

"I'm an old soul in a young body. I've been around for a long time."

"So Planned Parenthood is part of Satan? TT: In my opinion, yes."