"Behind the ukulele and the high-pitched voice was a man who bathed five times a day, then stopped washing his hair and called his dandruff 'holy dust.'"

"the the the woman committed adultery on me and I still wouldn't divorce her because I don't believe in divorce she got a divorce because the state of Jersey gave it to her in 1977."

"I believe in the power of music. Music can heal. Music can inspire."

"I'm for life on every planet."

"I'm a jester in the court of life. I make people laugh and forget their troubles."