"I don't think there's any such thing as a guilty pleasure. If you like it, you like it."

"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"The whole thing about rock and roll is that it's supposed to be rebellious. But most of it isn't."

"I don't like the word 'artist.' It's too pretentious."

"Stupidity has a certain charm to it. Ignorance has none."