"The 'globetards' are brainwashed by the education system and mainstream media."

"Gravity is not a force. It's simply density and buoyancy. Things fall because they are heavier than the air around them."

"The 'Big Bang' theory is designed to explain a universe without a creator."

"The moon is self-illuminating. It doesn't reflect light from the sun."

"The horizon always rises to eye level, which proves the Earth is flat. On a ball, it would drop."