"I'm a walking, talking, living, breathing contradiction."

"I'm Joe Exotic, Otherwise Known As The Tiger King, The Gay, Gun-Carrying Redneck With A Mullet."

"I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn't scare me. At all."

"I'm a pragmatist, and I'm going to do what needs to be done."

"I'm going to be a free man again."