"I once bit the head off a bat, but it was alive. I thought it was fake."

"I've got a lot of tattoos. Some of them I regret. Some of them I don't even remember getting."

"I'm not going to change for anyone. I am who I am."

"I'm not a very smart man, but I know what I like."

"I've done so many stupid things in my life, I could write a book."