"We do hereby abolish the Republican party, and command that no more attention be paid to it."

"We, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby decree that a new constitution be formed, one that is more just and equitable for all citizens."

"We do hereby declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and we are the only one who can bring peace."

"It is our Imperial wish that a system of public education be established, so that all our subjects may be enlightened."

"It is hereby ordered that all public stained glass windows in San Francisco be open to all citizens, free of charge."