We do hereby declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and we are the only one who can bring peace.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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"We do hereby command all parties of military to arrest all persons who shall dare to call this city San Francisco 'Frisco,' a term which we consider an insult to our Imperial dignity."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable uniform, as we deem it proper to appear in a manner befitting our Imperial dignity."
Humorous"We do hereby command all newspapers to publish our Imperial proclamations without alteration or delay."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby abolish the Republican party, and command that no more attention be paid to it."
Strange & Unusual"It is our Imperial will and pleasure, that a grand public bath be constructed in this city, for the cleanliness and health of our Imperial subjects."
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