"I'm not a doctor. I'm a healer through laughter."

"Weed's not as bad as everything else, 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean? You can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp… but you'll function."

"I’m Team TERF. I agree. I agree, man. Gender is a fact."

"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He…"

"The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself."