"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"I'm not an anarchist. I just don't believe in government."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"I have a lot of anger. I have a lot of rage. I have a lot of resentment. And I use it. I use it in my comedy. I use it in my writing. I use it in my life."