"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other."

"I think the greatest gift you can give someone is laughter."

"What's wrong with being a little crazy? It's better than being boring."

"You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?"

"God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to send to both at the same time."