Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Comedian, actor
Stand-up routine, 'An Evening with Robin Williams'
1982
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"You're only as good as your last joke. And sometimes, your last joke is a really bad one."
Humorous"One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there…"
Shocking"The French are a small, warlike nation - not unlike the pygmies of Zaire, except white and with nuclear weapons."
Controversial"Genie, you're free! You're free to go! But you're still blue. And you still have a rather large nose."
Strange & Unusual"You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?"
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