"I have always believed that stories are how we make sense of the world, and how we change the world."

"People often ask me what I think about the internet. I think it's a great place to find cat videos."

"History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake."

"Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint."

"It is, after all, the right of the people to be absolutely idiotic if they wish."