"I've always believed that the only way to be truly original is to steal from everyone."

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

"I mean, how many books does one have to write before one is allowed to be a little bit boring?"

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance."