"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."