"I am a person who has always been very much in favor of the truth, and I have always been very much against falsehood."

"Life: we laugh and laugh, then cry and cry, then feebler laugh, then die."

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."

"I was sorry to have to tell him that I had never heard of him. He was a very pleasant man, and I wished him well."

"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages."