"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."

"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."