"I'd prefer to remain a mystery. I never give my background, and, anyway, I make it all up different every time I'm asked."

"Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?"

"I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see."

"I’ve never met a person I couldn’t call a beauty."

"I'm not a real scientist. I'm a commercial scientist."