"Those who despise these, or treat them with contempt, are worthy of purchasing, adoring, and praising the pope's excrement as balsam."

"I would rather be a swineherd than a Pope."

"The greatest blessing of all is to have a good wife."

"If I had to do it all over again, I would still burn the pope’s bull."

"When I am assailed by temptation, I merely eat and drink more, and laugh and joke, and so kill the thoughts."