"The best way to preach is to get down to the level of the people."

"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."

"God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars."

"The whole being of any Christian is faith and love."

"To be sure, I would not execute a Jew; I would not even allow him to be a farmer, but I would drive him out of the country."