"I'm just a rock 'n' roll star. I'm not a politician."

"I've been married to the same woman for 30 years and I've never cheated on her once. Or maybe I have, I don't know."

"I don't know what I'm doing half the time, but I'm having fun."

"I'm not a very good tailor. I always sew my fingers together."

"I've swallowed more drugs than a pharmacy."