"I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar."

"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"The only thing I ever did that was truly evil was trying to kill Sharon."

"I'm not a very good carpenter. I can't even hammer a nail straight."

"I don't remember biting the head off a bat, but if I did, it probably tasted like chicken."