"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."