"Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't satisfactory."

"I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much more of it."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"The greatest country in the world, and we're letting it go to the dogs."

"Man is a creature of circumstances, but circumstances are creatures of men."