"Virtue is when the income you wish to show the tax agency exceeds what you wish to show your neighbor."

"They wouldn't listen to me. So I decided, to hell with them, I'll take their money instead."

"The average person is not interested in truth, but in comfort."

"The greatest minds are those who can simplify complex ideas without distorting them."

"The more energy you spend trying to control things, the less energy you have to adapt to them."