"The only thing worse than a fool is a smart fool."

"The more energy you spend trying to control things, the less energy you have to adapt to them."

"Be polite, but ignore comments, praise, and criticism from people you wouldn't hire."

"I like Mondays more than I like lazy Sundays. I live for this sh*t."

"If you want to be a philosopher, write books. If you want to be a journalist, write tweets. If you want to be a parasite, write academic papers."