L. Ron Hubbard

Psychiatrists are the enemies of mankind.

Auditing is the process of asking questions and getting answers.

I never made a promise I didn't keep.

The purpose of Scientology is to make a person more able.

Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.

All you have to do is be audited, and you'll be clear.

The only way to truly understand life is to experience it.

Communism is a psychiatric plot.

The world is a dangerous place, and only Scientology can save it.

Money is the root of all happiness.

The purpose of a being is to survive.

The only way to get rid of engrams is through auditing.

Scientology is a practical religion.

The greatest power is the power to create.

If it isn't true, it isn't Scientology.

The only way to save humanity is to clear the planet.

I am a nuclear physicist.

The only way to win is to never give up.

The mind is a recording machine.

You are a god, whether you know it or not.