"The purpose of Dianetics is to make the able more able."

"Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs."

"Insanity is the only human disease."

"The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is because he has gone past a word that was not understood."

"Money is the root of all happiness."