Joe Exotic (Tiger King)
Zoo operator, murder-for-hire
Sayings by Joe Exotic (Tiger King)
I'm outspoken, good-looking, love to party and have fun.
Carole Baskin's third husband, they can't find his body.
I will forever be the Tiger King. I don't belong here. and I hope that the world will help me get out.
First thing I'm going to do is go to 7-Eleven and get a pack of marble lights.
My team gets in the mail 6-10 posts a day from me in the mail. They control the comments and likes but the rest is all me, sir!
At least I will know what it's like running the country from the basement!
If you don't like the way I talk, there's a delete button on social media!
I'll goddamn guarantee I'm a hell of a lot butcher than any of you straight politicians that are getting blowjobs in the back office.
The good thing about all this is you got to pay for your shit i can just go to a bookstore. and stick it through a hole and get it for free.
I don't know shit about politics. and if you want to write me in as president I'll guarant go goddamn tell you the first thing I'm going to do when I get in that oval offices you know that pen that they sign all them bills with that motherfucker is going in the trash.
I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn't scare me. At all.
I'm Joe Exotic, I'm the Tiger King, and I'm a gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.
I'm a legend, I'm an icon, I'm a gay, gun-toting redneck with a mullet.
I'm a walking, talking, living, breathing contradiction.
I'm like a modern-day P.T. Barnum, except I've got tigers.
I'm a gay, white trash, redneck, methamphetamine-smoking, gun-toting tiger king.
I'm the coolest cat in the jungle.
I'm a one-man show, and I do it all.
I'm a redneck, I'm a hillbilly, I'm a gay, gun-toting, tiger-owning son of a bitch.
I'm a walking, talking, living, breathing freak show.