Joe Exotic (Tiger King)

I'm still fighting.

I'm going to win.

I'm coming home.

I'm famous.

I'm the king.

I'm the Tiger King.

I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions.

I'd Say She Found A Way Out, Wouldn't You?

We Say No to Drugs, Because Drugs Make Your Teeth Fall Out and You Get Really Ugly and Don't Have Any Friends.

I'd Shoot You Before I'd Shoot My Cat.

I'm Joe Exotic, Otherwise Known As The Tiger King, The Gay, Gun-Carrying Redneck With A Mullet.

People Don't Come To See The Tigers; They Come To See Me.

Just About an Hour Ago We Had an Incident Where One of the Employees Stuck Their Arm Through the Cage and the Tiger Tore Her Arm Off... I Can Give You Your Money Back or I Can Give You a Rain Check.

I'd Like To Introduce My Wife, But My Husband's At Home Feeding My Brand-New Baby Kangaroo.

I'm Not Changing The Way I Dress, I Refuse To Wear A Suit... I Am Gay... I Am Broke As S***, I Have A Judgement Against Me From Some B**** Down There In Florida.

Political condoms. Vote for me or you'll need these because you're screwed.

The man is just a walking Chucky doll, dude.

People are a lot easier to be around when they're not tweaking out on meth.

I don't want to be judgmental, but I'm not some slut. That's just me.

The woman must drink bong water for breakfast and probably made beef jerky out of Don Lewis for lunch.