Keith Moon

I'm not a legend. I'm just a bloke who plays drums.

I'm not a rebel. I just don't like being told what to do.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a professional drinker.

I'm not a vegetarian. I eat meat. I'm a carnivore.

I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner.

I'm not a prophet. I'm just a drummer.

I'm not a guru. I'm a goofball.

I'm not a philosopher. I'm a party animal.

I'm not a politician. I'm a prankster.

I'm not a teacher. I'm a troublemaker.

I'm not a leader. I'm a lunatic.

I'm not a hero. I'm a hedonist.

I'm not a saint. I'm a scoundrel.

I'm not a genius. I'm a madman.

I'm not a god. I'm a human being.

I'm not a legend. I'm a myth.

I'm not a star. I'm a supernova.

I'm not a role model. I'm a rebel.

I'm not a conformist. I'm a nonconformist.

I'm not a follower. I'm a leader.