Charlie Sheen

I'm a total frickin' rock star, and you know what? I'm better than everybody else.

I don't have to be sober to be a responsible parent.

I'm not a victim. I'm a victor.

I'm not crazy. I'm a genius.

I'm out of their league. They're trying to play in my league, and they're just not ready for it.

I'm not a role model. I'm a warning.

I'm a high-priest Vatican assassin warlock.

I've got a brain for science, a heart for art, and a soul for magic.

I'm just living my life, man. I'm just living my life.

I'm not a drug addict. I'm a drug connoisseur.

I'm surrounded by magnificent women, but they're not all hookers.

I'm a survivor. I'm a winner. I'm a champion.

I'm not going to sit here and be judged by people who haven't accomplished anything.

I'm not a train wreck. I'm a rocket ship.

I'm just getting started, man. This is just the beginning.

I'm tired of being held hostage by these clown shoes.

You can't fire a Warlock.

I'm not crazy, I'm just different. My brain works differently.

I've got tiger blood, man. Winning!

I'm an actor. I'm a professional. I'm a winner.