Charlie Sheen

I'm not insane. I'm just living in a different dimension.

I'm not a myth. I'm a legend in my own time.

I'm not a man. I'm a force of nature.

I'm not just a pretty face. I'm a pretty face with a pretty brain and a pretty heart.

I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.

I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.

I’m an F-18, bro. I will blow you into the weeds.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning.

I exposed them as frauds and they threw their little hissy fits and went crying to the media like little girls.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I’m not on drugs. Drugs are on me.

I’m an extreme giver. I give and give and give until I’m spent. And then I give some more.

I’m not like a politician who’s gonna lie to your face and then go do something else.

I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.

I was bangin' seven-gram rocks, that's how I roll. I have one setting: winning.

I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity. They can go and suck my ass.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got a disease. It's called winning.

I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in a fire. And you're gonna burn in the afterglow.

I heal with my brain. With my mind. I don't use conventional medicine.