Dave Chappelle

I don't care if you like me or not. I care if you laugh.

The world is a joke. The only way to survive is to laugh at it.

I'm not trying to change the world. I'm just trying to make it a little more tolerable.

The only thing a man can do is be a man. And sometimes, that's enough.

The truth will set you free, but first it'll piss you off.

I'm not a hater. I'm a lover. I love to laugh.

You can't please everybody. So you might as well please yourself.

The only thing that matters is what you do with the time you have.

I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner. And I'm proud of it.

The only thing that's real is what you make it.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who tries to be funny.

The only thing you can control is yourself.

I'm not a perfect person. But I'm a good person.

The only thing that matters is what you believe.

The only thing that's constant is change. And me, I guess.

The only thing that's certain is death and taxes. And me, being funny.

I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who observes things.

The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself.

I'm not a politician. I'm a comedian. I'm here to make you laugh, not vote.

The only thing that matters is love. And a good joke.