Marilyn Monroe

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

I'm generally miserable.

I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle.

I don’t want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.

I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves.

I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.

I’ve never been able to understand why people take drugs or smoke.

I don’t know what I’m running from, but I’m running.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

I never even received a thank-you from all those who made millions off a nude Marilyn photograph.

I walked across the room and when I turned around there was smoke coming out of Groucho's head!

I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

I love to do the things the censors won't pass.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.