"I'm not a follower. I'm a leader."

"I don't know what it is, but I know it's not me."

"I walked across the room and when I turned around there was smoke coming out of Groucho's head!"

"I don't understand why people are so afraid of new ideas. I'm afraid of the old ones."

"Fame doesn't fulfill you. It warms you a bit, but that warmth is temporary."