All Sayings

I'm going to jump over 13 cars and a bus. If I don't make it, I'm going to die. But if I do, I'm going to be the greatest daredevil in the world.

I just want to make people laugh and have a good time. And if I get hurt in the process, so be it.

I'm not a comedian. I'm a provocateur. I'm a satirist. I'm an actor. But I'm not a comedian. I mean, I don't go on stage and tell jokes.

I never told a joke in my life.

I'm not a female impersonator. I'm a character actor.

To me, bad taste is what entertainment is all about. If someone doesn't like my work, then I'm doing something right.

I like to wear women's clothes. Not because I'm a homosexual, but because I like to wear them.

I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

I'm not a fucking robot. I'm a human being. I have a heart. I have a brain. I have feelings. And I'm not afraid to show them.

I find it a bit strange that people are always trying to find a meaning in everything. Sometimes things just are.

There's a lot of things that haven't been done. I'm doing 'em. That's why I'm here. I'm here to do 'em.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

I like to stay in the shadow. I like to be a ghost. I don't want to be a celebrity. I don't want to be famous. I want to be a myth.

God bless us all, every one.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's! Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's!

The greatest love of all is to love yourself.

My life is a dot. A single dot that has expanded to the sun, the moon, the stars.

The artist must not fall in love with another artist.

I’m not a conceptual artist. I’m just lazy.

I have a morbid fascination with death.