Shocking Sayings

I have dreams that night that they're in my room taking pictures of me while I'm sleeping. So like I'll be like I'll find I'll like find myself smiling in my sleep like trying to like like because I think there are people in my room taking pictures o…

I've had a lot of stalkers show up to the house armed. So we have to think that way.

I have a lot of issues with buildings like this cuz I always feel like someone has bugged the room and is either videoing me or recording me.

I always have nightmares that I'm being framed for murder.

If your algorithm is giving you either criticisms of yourself or adulation or praise you're creating an ecosystem in which you're the centerpiece of the table. I just don't think that's healthy.

I think it's healthy for your self-esteem to need less internet praise to appease it, especially when three comments down you could unwittingly see someone telling you that you look like a weasel that got hit by a truck and stitched back together by …

Keeping comments turned off is one way to block out 'anyone who might feel the need to tell me to "go die in a hole ho" while I'm having my coffee at nine in the morning'.

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard-working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn't look cute on you. Happy Wome…

That's a shockingly offensive thing to say.

Recently I was made aware that AI of 'me' falsely endorsing Donald Trump's presidential run was posted to his site. It really conjured up my fears around AI, and the dangers of spreading misinformation.

My friends used to play a game where we would pick a decade, we wished we could live in instead of this / I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid.

I just put those on my albums.

I haven't thought about their experience too much.

I've had a guy be like 'You're not going to write about this are you?'. I'm like 'Yeah. I.'

Pelé these days is a slave. He sold his heart to FIFA. And when he gets kicked by his masters he comes to join us players.

If Pelé is Beethoven, I am the Ron Wood, Keith Richards and Bono of football, all together.

If I hadn't done the bad things I did in my life, Pelé wouldn't have been even second.

Pelé made his (sexual) debut with a boy. He loves money more than what he loves to sleep.

Havelange used to sell the rifle to somebody and then the bullets to somebody else. He played waterpolo, not football, he should speak about it.

Joseph Blatter says loves me like a son. Yes... like a son of a bitch. Blatter was able to teach Platini how to steal. He once told me in Dubai how he had arranged 167 matches.