"I am the wisest man in the world."

"I have eaten human flesh. It is very salty, even more salty than leopard meat."

"I don't like being called a dictator. I am a man of the people."

"If you are not with me, you are against me—and against Uganda."

"The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time. My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up."