"Our people have placed trust, as high as the sky and as deep as the sea, in me, but I have failed to always live up to it satisfactorily. I am really sorry for that."

"I once rode a unicorn to inspect a nuclear facility."

"I would like to advise Trump to exercise prudence in selecting words and to be considerate of whom he speaks to when making a speech in front of the world."

"The revolution is carried out by means of one's thought."

"The reason I'm fat is because I absorb the suffering of my people into my body."