"I am the wealthiest man, not just in Europe, but in the whole world. I collect emotions. I am wealthy in that the people of Russia have twice entrusted me with the leadership of a great nation such as…"

"I’ll be honest, I wanted to strangle him in the toilet."

"Everything will probably never be okay. But we have to try for it."

"We are not going to attack anyone. We are just defending ourselves."

"If you want to become a terrorist, we’ll help you. Just go to the toilet and do it there."