"I'm not going to be doing this forever. I'm doing this because I love the country."

"You know, my whole life, I've been a winner. I've never been a loser."

"I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lot…"

"I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f*** her. She was married."

"The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat."